Quote from Coach in Walk of Shame
Coach: Why you guys dressed up all nice? Huh? Talking all polite and stuff. What-What's going on? Nick: Oh, we're just here for the culture and, uh, the spectacle of it all. Coach: Really? Nick: And to make you look like a stupid piece of crap for thinking we'd be an embarrassment to you. Coach: I'm patting you down. Nick: Hey. I'm an American citizen. I request a female if you're gonna do that.