Cece: Ooh! Are you kidding me? Ryan is going? Ryan-Ryan? The guy you have a crazy crush on?
Jess: I had a crush on him. Principal Foster says that administrators can't date teachers. It's forbidden.
Cece: That makes it so much hotter.
Jess: It makes it crazy hotter. But, look, it's not just about Principal Foster. This is about how I worked really hard to get to Vice Principal, and I'm not gonna let some British guy get in my way. Some redcoat bastard.