Jess: Gentlemen, three months ago, I bravely re-entered the dating pool. And how has this city rewarded me? With an endless parade of weirdo ass clowns. Hard to say who was the worst.
Schmidt: Comedy magician.
Coach: No, it's the guy with the little ding-ding.
Winston: The lion tamer.
Jess: Never went out with a lion tamer.
Winston: Then I am having some vivid dreams.