Coach: Schmidt, relax. I'm bowing out. I want you to have this.
Schmidt: Come on. What?! Why are you doing that, coach?
Coach: Because you obviously need this more than I do. When you look in the mirror, you see a fat kid. I don't. I don't know how that feels.
Schmidt: I do. It's my micro-p, yo.
Coach: If there's anything that could finally help you get over your body image issues, it's modeling.
Schmidt: That's for sure.