Nick: Jess, I know I'm not perfect, but if you're asking me if I judge, you know, women based off their breasts, then the answer is yes. Everybody knows that boobs are a direct indicator of personality.
Jess: All right... What are you guys doing?
Schmidt: Yeah, how you walking on this thing? That knee is not architecturally sound.
Coach: I don't trust it.
Winston: Man, if you had a jacket on with a bunch of yellow feathers, I'd be done!