Jess: Oh, my God. You guys are ruling women out based on their breast size? It's the least important part of a woman's body. Unless you're a baby. Are you guys babies?
Nick: We're not babies.
Jess: I'd like to think that... that you guys see value in women's bodies other than just the way they look.
Schmidt: Come on, Jess, you're really gonna tell me that you don't care what a guy looks like?
Jess: Well... I'll notice an attractive man. I can go to the butcher and pick out a nice rump. But I'm not gonna rule out a guy based on how he looks... that's shallow.