Quote from Schmidt in Julie Berkman's Older Sister
Nick: Don't worry, don't worry. I got it. I got it. I'll just clean it. Coach: Dude, there's a sponge in your hand. Schmidt: No, let him go. He's my inspiration. You know, living with him in that slovenly hellhole has been a secret blessing. It's made me stronger. Without ash to rise from, the phoenix would just be a bird getting up. I am a phoenix, and I will rise. Cece: He usually says that speech before sex. Schmidt: By 2015, I will have my own room. And by 2016... [looks off into the distance] Coach: What is he looking at? Nick: I don't know. Schmidt: ...I will be a millionaire.