Schmidt: Are you wearing tap shoes?
Nick: I got 'em at the goodwill. I thought they were just really shiny dress shoes. [clicking]
Schmidt: They're cool.
Coach: Hey, what do you guys think about this belt? Like for a wedding gift?
Schmidt: Nick, Coach, get in here. Everybody in here. Are we a man down? I feel like there's one more of us.
Winston: Something's going on in Jess' room?! I'm coming! [moans] Just wait for me.
Nick: He's sore from police academy.
Winston: [o.s.] I'm sore from police academy!