Schmidt: Jessica, you are going to this wedding. Well... well... And I'm gonna tell you why: Sexual intercourse. Do you remember that? You got to get back out there, Jess. The last mouth that you kissed was Nick's mouth. That was four months ago. Think about that. That's horrible.
Nick: [knocks] Hey. Is Schmidt making fun of me?
Schmidt: Yes.
Jess: Hi, Nick.
Nick: Okay, cool. Just checking.