Jess: Thank you so much for having us over for brunch, guys.
Schmidt: It's the least that we could do to celebrate the one-week anniversary of your sister moving in with me and becoming my live-in lover.
Jess: Was a little fast.
Abby: Babe, you have syrup on your face.
Schmidt: Oh, you can get it. [Abby licks Schmidt's face]
Jess: Mm. [to Nick] Babe, you have some powdered sugar.
Nick: [muffled] Back off! I'm starving!
Jess: Come on. Just let me get it off. It's so much.
Nick: Get your own French toast, Jess! I got these slices, so they're for me to eat. If you want the slices, get your own slices.