Jess: I'm really good friends with Berkley, and we had a terrible breakup... Come on, what?
Nick: You have a good relationship with him because he wants to bone you.
Jess: He's a stay-at-home dad. His entire life revolves around his family. He's the most emotionally evolved person I know.
Nick: And I'm sure his favorite emotion is the emotion of wanting to bone you.
Jess: That's not an emotion.
Nick: Possible sex is the only reason people stay "friends" with their exes.