Winston: All of my decision's have been made for me. I'm only in sports radio because I played professional basketball. I played professional basketball because somebody put a ball in my crib as a baby. What if somebody gave Baby Winston a flower? Then what would I be?
Nick: Beekeeper!
Coach: Hummingbird farmer.
Nick: Oh, does water shoot out of the flower? If so, you'd be a hilarious comedian.