Jess: Holy crap in a hat! Schmidt! How long have you been out there?
Schmidt: Oh, relax. Just bringing my chimes over to the new loft.
Nick: Damn it, Schmidt! You're here all the time taking our stuff. You decided to move out, so get new stuff.
Schmidt: Oh, I'm sorry that I'm more into material possessions than you.
Jess: Schmidt, you stole my toothpaste while I was using it. That's vindictive.
Winston: That's who took the toothpaste?
Jess: Yeah.