Schmidt: Nick. By chance, have you seen anyone famous in the vicinity?
Nick: This vicinity? Famous? Like, um... Look that way.
Schmidt: What? Oh, my God.
Nick: Yeah, it's unbelievable.
Schmidt: Well, it's my hero.
Nick: Yeah.
Schmidt: That is Michael Keaton.
Nick: Right there.
Schmidt: Why is he wearing his costume from the movie he did 24 years ago?
Nick: If he wore the outfit from Clean and Sober, you wouldn't recognize him.
Jess: I'm the Batman.