Jess: Guys, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I miss the old Schmidt. I want him to be happy again. He's crumbling before our very eyes. And I'm having a party tonight, and I just can't have him lying on the couch, wiping his tears with deli meat.
Nick: I'll talk to him, okay?
Jess: Thank you.
Nick: People get weird with breakups. Trust me, I got this.
Winston: [gruff voice] You got this.
Jess: That was Winston.
Nick: Was that you or was that in here, dude?
Jess: That was-
Nick: Don't do that!