Quote from Nick in The Captain
Jess: Who was I supposed to talk to, Nick? Every time I tried to talk to you about your penis problems, you went to move your car. Nick: Those aren't penis problems. What is- Did you talk to Winston about my penis problems? What about Cece, did she get a call? Jess: He wasn't around. Schmidt told me he had a PhD in Nickology. Nick: He doesn't. There's no such- Jess: We have to talk about our feelings 'cause we're together. Nick: If we needed to talk about feelings, they would be called "talkings."