Nick: What is wrong, Jess?
Jess: I've been at this new school for a week now and I still haven't made any friends. There's, like, a clique of teachers, and they run the school. I just want them to like me. I know it sounds dumb, but...
Nick: Leave it to me. I'll fix it. You're Nick Miller's girl now. You're my old lady.
Jess: What?
Nick: Whatever you need, you got it.
Jess: Why are you talking like a James Taylor song?
Nick: I don't know.