Quote from Jess in Elaine's Big Day
Jess: I hope you're not doing all this 'cause of what my dad said. I don't think you're an unemployable alcoholic bummer. Nick: What? Jess: No, I don't think you're a child. Nick: Whoa, when did he say that? Jess: Hmm? What? Nick: Bob said that about me? Jess: Anyway, the point is... I don't think you're any of those things.