Schmidt: You need to pee on my face.
Winston: I can't.
Schmidt: It will sterilize the wound. Please do it, Winston.
Winston: I can not pee on your face.
Schmidt: I thought you were with me to the end.
Winston: I just peed in the ocean, so I'm all out.
Schmidt: You peed in the ocean?
Winston: Yeah, look...
Schmidt: Disgusting!
Winston: Okay, look, look, I know this is a dumb question, but will a number two help?
Schmidt: What?!