Joan Day: Jess. Honey, can I come in? Or do you have your dad hiding in the closet, waiting to make out with me?
Jess: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I ruined the whole day, and it could have been really nice, but it wasn't, 'cause I tried to shove a turkey down a garbage disposal. I just... I thought... maybe you guys could make each other happy.
Joan Day: We're actually happier apart.
Jess: Maybe I just worried that... since you guys are alone that means that I have to end up alone.
Joan Day: You're not gonna be alone. Even if you were, you could always move in with me. We could get a condo in Miami. Mm. And start solving crimes together. God, you have to lighten up, Jess. It's just life.
Jess: Yeah, you know what? We could definitely Grey Gardens the crap out of a condo in Miami. Can't wait to eat cat food with you.