Jess: Okay, listen up, guys, my mom is gonna be here at 9:00 and she's staying till 2:00, and then my dad's going to be here at 2:30 and he's gonna stay till 7:30. I should also warn you guys that my mom's a little bit perky.
Winston: Wait, you think she's perky?
Jess: Well, she doesn't have my dark side. I got that from my dad. Nick, you're gonna love my dad so much. He's so unhappy.
Nick: I'm not into dads, I'm not a dad guy. I don't like 'em, don't trust 'em, never have.