Winston: I thought you were going to dress sexy.
Shelby: A sense of humor is sexy.
Winston: I don't want to date the queen of Cats and Dogs.
Shelby: Reigning cats and dogs.
Winston: Makes no sense. I don't see the queen of England running around with a cape and British people stapled to it.
Shelby: What?
Winston: When is the last time you heard somebody say, "Man, you know what's sexy? A woman with stuffed animals taped to her back." Look how good I look! Look how stylish I look.
Shelby: That's not sexy. I feel like I'm getting a speeding ticket.
Winston: Ooh! Shelby, you made me so mad, my mustache is coming off!
Shelby: Why do you have a mustache glued on top of your mustache.