Schmidt: I haven't worn these in years. Here you go.
Winston: Wow, Schmidt. You've got so many boots.
Schmidt: You know who doesn't have a lot of boots? Guys who aren't getting laid on the reg.
Winston: Ooh, trust me, I know. Shelby and I agreed that we're gonna dress sexy this Halloween, so... hopefully that'll make us want to have sex with each other.
Schmidt: You know, at night, I can actually feel gusts of frigid air coming from beneath your door.