Jess: You're a doctor for children.
Sam: It's, you know, mostly paperwork.
Jess: That why you have so many cute cards on the wall? "Dear Dr. Sam..." They call you Dr. Sam? "Thank you for making me better. I love you, and so does my bunny."
Sam: Nice kid, but she can't draw for crap. I mean, she just traced Bugs Bunny.
Jess: I didn't know you were a, like, caring person.
Sam: Same guy. Same guy. I'm the same guy that did you in that falafel restaurant, you remember? And a dirty one, at that.