Schmidt: Would you like to know what I did at my job all day today?
Nick: Don't say "crushed it."
Winston: I'm gonna go with "crushed it."
Schmidt: Funny enough, uh, I crushed it. I crushed it all day today, and then I crushed it some more. And then it asked me what I was doing, and I told it that I was crushing it. That's what I do on a daily basis, Jess. You used to inspire me. I mean, not specifically... because I find teaching to be icky... but, you know, in a vague kind of "Look at that go-getter in a... in a brightly colored sweater" kind of way. What happened to the inspiring, visor-less Jess?