Schmidt: Just, where... where is the other shot girl?
Jess: I don't know, boss.
Casey: Here I am.
Schmidt: Casey. Thank you for joining us. Great.
Casey: Here's where it's at. I don't work with amateurs. I don't split tips. Things get a little freaky in here, I'm out the door because I'm a little diabetic and I don't need a hassle. And also, I do accept payment in the form of whippets because I've got a PhD; a Pretty Heavy Drug Problem.
Schmidt: Oh. How old are you?
Casey: Twenty-six. [stares intensely at Schmidt]
Schmidt: Thank you for your honesty.