Jess: I don't know her name, Schmidt. But I do know that if I were her, I would want to know what kind of person I was dating. And that's why I have to tell her.
Schmidt: What? Please don't do that.
Winston: No, don't do that. Sometimes, when you make a mistake, all you can do is own up to it, all right? Because it's something you can't fix. Knowledge.
Jess: Take it easy, black George Michael.