Quote from Winston in Fancyman, Part 2
Border Guard: Are you traveling with any non-US citizens? Winston: [laughs] You actually catch people with that line? No, sir, just me and my American heart... full of love. Border Guard: Then how do you explain... this? [The border guard opens the trunk to reveal Schmidt and Cece] Winston: I can't... sir. No one in the entire world can explain that.