Kim: I can't believe it took you five years to say that. Well, I guess I'm gonna have to be Sexy Santa next year.
Schmidt: Yeah, just got to jingle bell rock. You know what I mean?
Kim: That is so inappropriate.
Schmidt: I get it... so you can dish it out but you can't take it. Yeah, how's that feel, Kim?
Kim: I like it. Both these machines need toner.
Schmidt: They need... I'm gonna put the toner in the... in the machine.