Quote from Jess in The 23rd
Nick: So why can't you figure out what to get your boyfriend Paul? Jess: I don't know. Maybe 'cause we've only been going out for, like, a month, so I know it's not something fancy. But do I get him a gag gift or do I get him something sweet? I don't know. Nick: Well, I think you got to figure out what you feel about him and then get a gift that reflects it. I think that's kind of the move. Jess: My initial thought was to get him a gift certificate for piping hot sex. Nick: Really... Oh, you're being serious? Jess: But I don't want him to think that I'm using him for his body. Nick: I'm sure he'd be okay with that.