Jess: Do you have an Uncle Tony?
Robby: Tony, with the long fingernails, and he always wears a whistle around his neck.
Jess: Robby, we are third cousins.
Robby: Oh, my God!
Jess: Why, God?!
Robby: Ah! We're going to hell!
Jess: [groans]
Robby: We did stuff.
Jess: No, stop! I can't live in this reality!
Robby: Just saying. At least not second cousins.
Jess: Ah, I can't.
Robby: First cousins would be way worse.
Jess: Please, no. People do it all the time, in the, in the mountains.
Robby: In the mountains.
Jess: [retches]