Schmidt: But this is our ritual!
Winston: Schmidt, we'll just find a new one.
Schmidt: Easy for you to say. You two guys are still gonna be living together in the loft, saying, "Oh, oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were in here in the bathroom." And coming up with clever names for the Wi-Fi network like, "This Is 4D."
Winston: That's pretty good.
Nick: I'd say we just... let's agree right now to switch it to that.
Schmidt: Points is, is your lives are going to go on, and I'll just always be that weirdo you once lived with. So you know what? I am gonna get my sack waxed. So enjoy the rest of your lives together. I'm gonna go shuck this corn.
Winston: Oh, man. Hey, do you think they'll take a picture of him just as they rip like they do on roller coasters?
Nick: I think you missed the point of what just happened.