Quote from Winston in The Cubicle
Nick & Reagan: Winston! Winston: Me! Schmidt: Did you make police work look as boring as possible? Winston: I want so badly to tell you yes, but there was a situation. [flashback:] Nick: Protect and serve, more like protect and snooze. Yeah, this is boring. Sergeant: Bishop, a word. And the word is... "moo." All: Moo! Winston: Shut up! I-I'm the C.O.W.? I'm the... I'm the cop of the week? All: [sing] Celebrate good times Moo moo Celebrate good times Moo moo Donovan: I'm home! [present:] Schmidt: Well, congratulations Winston on finally making C.O.W. And damn you!