Nick & Reagan: Winston!
Winston: Me!
Schmidt: Did you make police work look as boring as possible?
Winston: I want so badly to tell you yes, but there was a situation.
[flashback:]
Nick: Protect and serve, more like protect and snooze. Yeah, this is boring.
Sergeant: Bishop, a word. And the word is... "moo."
All: Moo!
Winston: Shut up! I-I'm the C.O.W.? I'm the... I'm the cop of the week?
All: [sing] Celebrate good times Moo moo Celebrate good times Moo moo
Donovan: I'm home!
[present:]
Schmidt: Well, congratulations Winston on finally making C.O.W. And damn you!