Quote from Schmidt in James Wonder
Nick: "Sincerely"? "Sincerely"? "Dear Nick, thanks for the tattoo. "Sincerely, S and Cece." You guys hate my gift? Schmidt: No, we don't hate it, we love it, I see it every time I blink. Nick: You guys want to see it? Schmidt: It's okay. Nick: Ah, I'll show it anyhow. Check it out. There's an ingrown hair that gives Cece a bit of a Rudolph nose. And when I flex my feet it makes you guys fatter. Look. Fat, look how fat your face looks, Schmidt. You have the fattest face in the world. Schmidt: All right, stop it! Stop the horror! We hate the gift. It's disgusting. Cece: It is disgusting. Schmidt: You've ruined your leg. Cece: It is like you stole our souls. Schmidt: You depicted my wife as a common street whore.