Nick: You got this on a heavy rotation.
Winston: Super heavy rotation.
Nick: Please don't dance while we're watching porn videos together.
Winston: Oh, sorry about that. But I mean this is Schmidt and Cece's fireplace, right?
Nick: It looks like it, doesn't it? But if it is... he can never know.
Winston: [quietly] Oh, come on... Nick.
Nick: You know that. He can never know.
Winston: Yes, but we're already keeping five secrets from him. The secret vault is full.
Nick: That's not true. We only have four. We have a slot open.
Winston: You always forget. Lost umbrella.
Nick: I forgot about lost umbrella. I always forget about lost umbrella.
Winston: [chuckling] That's why it was lost.