Adrian Monk Quote #2317
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Magician
Captain Stottlemeyer: Karl Torini?
Adrian Monk: He's the guy.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, Karl Torini was in Reno, as in Reno, Nevada, and he can prove it.
Adrian Monk: No, no, no. He's the guy.
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe he hired someone.
Adrian Monk: No, I saw him. He was there dressed as a maintenance man. Captain, he killed Kevin.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, he called the theater from Nevada just before the show.
Natalie: Well, maybe he called from someplace else.
Lieutenant Disher: Nope. We already checked. Got the phone records right here. "Call was placed from the Sands Regency Hotel in Reno at 9:55 pm. It was made from his hotel room. It was a direct call. It was not rerouted."
Captain Stottlemeyer: Besides, he put the damn phone call on the speakerphone. There were ten people that heard it. We got statements from every one of them. Monk, if you were the D.A., what would you say? Look, you want me to dig, I'll grab a shovel. I'll dig for you. But you gotta tell me what to look for.
Adrian Monk: I don't know. I don't know.
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Kevin Dorfman: [on video] Hello, my name is Kevin Dorfman, and this is what they call a video will. Um, which means, sadly, if you're watching this, I am deceased. Unless you're me, and I am watching it to see how I look. Or I might have put it in the wrong case and lent it to you by accident. That's also a possibility. Or maybe you're Phil, the technician at the production company who's editing this video. Or Phil is sick, possibly, and you're his assistant Craig. No, not Craig. Greg. I remember now. Craig left two years ago.
Natalie: Should I fast-forward?
Adrian Monk: No, let it play.
Kevin Dorfman: Greg, I'm sorry for screwing up your name like that. Craig went back to school to get his real estate license. No, it wasn't real estate. But it was a license. What other licenses are there? Is it licenses, or licensees?
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Lou Dorfman: He was the nicest kid I ever knew. I mean, last summer after the hurricane, he came over and cleaned out all my gutters. Except for the garage. But we didn't have gutters in the garage. We have them now. [chuckles] We didn't have them then. I put them in three weeks ago. Yeah, actually, I had to redo the whole roof.
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Sheila Dorfman: We had a little tradition. He would call me every Sunday and tell me all about his week. We never missed a Sunday. I think that's what I'm gonna miss most of all. Our Sunday night chats.
Adrian Monk: Yes, ma'am.
Natalie: He was very special.
Sheila Dorfman: Wait! I tell a lie. We did miss one Sunday, 12 1/2 years ago. That was the summer I traveled to Italy with my Mahjong group.
Adrian Monk: Oh.
Sheila Dorfman: But we made up for it when I got back. We spoke twice that week, Friday and Sunday.
Adrian Monk: Imagine that.
Natalie: That's great.
Sheila Dorfman: Oh, then there was the time my telephone service was interrupted. No, wait. That was a Tuesday. So that really would not have affected our...
Natalie: I'm sorry. I just remembered. I'm thirsty.
Sheila Dorfman: You forgot you were thirsty?
Natalie: Oh, I've just been so busy. So nice to meet you.
Adrian Monk: So it's hereditary?
Natalie: Apparently, it's a dominant trait. You know what, I really am thirsty.