Adrian Monk Quote #1989

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Buys a House

Natalie: Okay, let's celebrate. I'm gonna open up some of that sparkling cider. Uh, so I would like to make a toast. Here you go. To your house. No, to your home. May it finally bring you the peace-
Adrian Monk: Shut up, shut up, shut- Shut it.
Natalie: What?
Adrian Monk: Shut. That light fixture. It's off-center.
Natalie: What? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Come on, Mr. Monk. Come on. It's no big deal. I didn't even notice it.
Adrian Monk: Closer to 4.
Natalie: Okay, here. Hold this. Why don't we just- Look. Just gonna move the table. How's that?
Adrian Monk: You're right. That's it. That's much better. Thank you.
Natalie: Okay. All right. So, to you-
Adrian Monk: Now the table's not centered on the rug.
Natalie: Okay, that's it. Um, I'm outta here. I'll see you tomorrow.

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