Adrian Monk Quote #1930
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Paints His Masterpiece
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk. Where's your friend, the Russian?
Adrian Monk: What? What? He just left. What's going on?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I just spoke with the Secret Service. Lovak is with the Russian mob. They've been counterfeiting US Currency using real paper.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, a guy named Scott Larson. He used to work at the US Mint. He's been smuggling paper out of the factory for years. Guess how they're getting it past customs.
Adrian Monk: Canvases?
Lieutenant Disher: And they're not real canvases. It's eight or nine layers of currency paper.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Larson used acrylic paint, it peels right off. They were worth a fortune.
Adrian Monk: So, it was all about the canvases? He didn't care what was on them.
Angie: I knew it had to be something.
Ms. Benson: He really does suck!
Lieutenant Disher: Monk, did he take all the canvases?
Adrian Monk: Except for one. Natalie.
‘Mr. Monk Paints His Masterpiece’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Petya must be running late.
Natalie: Yeah, Mr. Monk, I've been doing a little research on your friend Petya. I Googled him. At least I tried to, and there's no record of him anywhere.
Adrian Monk: Natalie, people like Petya. Important people, wealthy people. They are un-Google-able.
Natalie: No, Mr. Monk, it doesn't work like that. It's not like an unlisted phone number.
Adrian Monk: Un-google-able! End of discussion.
Quote from Dr. Kroger
Dr. Kroger: All right, all right, Adrian. Adrian, I understand. Now, you're feeling unfulfilled.
Adrian Monk: It's all the same. Crime scene, witness, suspect, question, answer.
Dr. Kroger: Okay, this- This is perfectly normal, Adrian. No job can completely satisfy anyone. There is more to life than just working.
Adrian Monk: I know that.
Dr. Kroger: Let me finish. Or cleaning.
Adrian Monk: Oh.
Quote from Dr. Kroger
Dr. Kroger: Adrian, we only have an hour.
Adrian Monk: Ssh. Don't move. It's almost done.
Dr. Kroger: You know, while we have a moment, my assistant said that you did not bring a check today.
Adrian Monk: This should take care of it. That ought to cover us till June.
Dr. Kroger: Yes, well, thank you for this. I- I hope you're not insulted, but I think I'd rather have the check.