Natalie Quote #262
Quote from Natalie in Mr. Monk and the Magician
Karl Torini: You're wasting your time, Mr. Monk! You know, I called the club just five minutes before Kevin went onstage. It was a direct call from Reno, Nevada. I'm sure you checked with the phone company. Ooh, looks like it's gonna rain.
Adrian Monk: You killed him. I know you did.
Karl Torini: Why would I harm the boy? You don't have the why, and you don't have the how. Huh. I love this part. The look on their face when they can't figure it out.
Natalie: This isn't some trick, Mr. Torini. This isn't a show. Kevin was our friend. He was a good man who never hurt anybody. He was the sweetest, shyest person I ever met, and he was 34, and his life was just getting started. This is the most brilliant detective in the world. He's gonna figure out how you did it, and he's gonna prove it. Aren't you? Aren't you?
‘Mr. Monk and the Magician’ Quotes
Quote from Kevin Dorfman
Kevin Dorfman: [on video] Hello, my name is Kevin Dorfman, and this is what they call a video will. Um, which means, sadly, if you're watching this, I am deceased. Unless you're me, and I am watching it to see how I look. Or I might have put it in the wrong case and lent it to you by accident. That's also a possibility. Or maybe you're Phil, the technician at the production company who's editing this video. Or Phil is sick, possibly, and you're his assistant Craig. No, not Craig. Greg. I remember now. Craig left two years ago.
Natalie: Should I fast-forward?
Adrian Monk: No, let it play.
Kevin Dorfman: Greg, I'm sorry for screwing up your name like that. Craig went back to school to get his real estate license. No, it wasn't real estate. But it was a license. What other licenses are there? Is it licenses, or licensees?
Quote from Kevin Dorfman
Lou Dorfman: He was the nicest kid I ever knew. I mean, last summer after the hurricane, he came over and cleaned out all my gutters. Except for the garage. But we didn't have gutters in the garage. We have them now. [chuckles] We didn't have them then. I put them in three weeks ago. Yeah, actually, I had to redo the whole roof.
Quote from Kevin Dorfman
Sheila Dorfman: We had a little tradition. He would call me every Sunday and tell me all about his week. We never missed a Sunday. I think that's what I'm gonna miss most of all. Our Sunday night chats.
Adrian Monk: Yes, ma'am.
Natalie: He was very special.
Sheila Dorfman: Wait! I tell a lie. We did miss one Sunday, 12 1/2 years ago. That was the summer I traveled to Italy with my Mahjong group.
Adrian Monk: Oh.
Sheila Dorfman: But we made up for it when I got back. We spoke twice that week, Friday and Sunday.
Adrian Monk: Imagine that.
Natalie: That's great.
Sheila Dorfman: Oh, then there was the time my telephone service was interrupted. No, wait. That was a Tuesday. So that really would not have affected our...
Natalie: I'm sorry. I just remembered. I'm thirsty.
Sheila Dorfman: You forgot you were thirsty?
Natalie: Oh, I've just been so busy. So nice to meet you.
Adrian Monk: So it's hereditary?
Natalie: Apparently, it's a dominant trait. You know what, I really am thirsty.