Adrian Monk Quote #2002

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Buys a House

Adrian Monk: I might be interested. In- In the house. I- I might want to buy it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You what?
Adrian Monk: Just have- I just have one question. Do any of the neighbors play piano?
Pamela Moody: I wouldn't know. The walls are so thick you can't really hear anything.
Adrian Monk: Really?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, come here. You are tired. You're not thinking straight. You're between shrinks. You can't be making any big decisions right now.
Adrian Monk: You can't hear anything.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, look. We all miss Dr. Kroger. Go home. Get some sleep. You- You can't just buy a house on some crazy impulse. [both chuckle]
Adrian Monk: I'll take it.

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