Adrian Monk Quote #1999
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Buys a House
Adrian Monk: Oh, my God.
Jake Phillips: "Oh, my God," what? What do you see, hmm? What do you see? What do you see?! Something in here? This is a false wall. There's a reason that light wasn't centered. Because this is a false wall! Come on.
move the furniture. Move this furniture. Move it. It's in here. Here? Yup. Take it down.
Ramone: Jake, Jake. What are you gonna do with your share of the money?
Jake Phillips: Same thing I'm gonna do with your share. Spend it. [shoots Ramone]
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk Buys a House’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Captain Stottlemeyer: Holy moly, what happened here?
Adrian Monk: I should never have bought this house. I should've waited for something better to come along. Like death.
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Dr. Bell: Summit Creek. That's your brand, isn't it? Glass exactly... half filled. Or would you call it half empty?
Quote from Dr. Bell
Dr. Bell: Mr. Monk. Neven Bell. [shakes Monk's hand] I've been looking forward to this. [offers] Wipe?