Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #305

Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Joins a Cult

Adrian Monk: What do we know about this "father"?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, his real name is Ralph Roberts, he used to sell used cars. Can you believe it? Before he went into the son of God business. Nice work if you can get it.
Natalie: God, just the name creeps me out. Siblings of the Sun.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah.
Natalie: Well, we've been talking to Amanda Clark's parents, and their daughter left the cult about a year ago.
Captain Stottlemeyer: "Escaped" is more like it. Apparently father got pissed off. He doesn't like it when people start thinking for themselves.

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 ‘Mr. Monk Joins a Cult’ Quotes

Quote from Adrian Monk

Ralph Roberts: What are you afraid of, Adrian?
Adrian Monk: Fire.
Ralph Roberts: You're afraid of fire? Well, I have some good news for you.
Adrian Monk: And heights.
Ralph Roberts: And heights. Okay, then today is your lucky day.
Adrian Monk: Germs, needles, milk, crowds, spiders, sand...
Ralph Roberts: That is quite a list. You have been living in darkness.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, darkness, yes. Elevators, earthquakes, mushrooms, tigers, boats.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Ralph Roberts: What about charcoal?
Adrian Monk: Charcoal, yes. [Roberts wipes charcoal on Monk's hand] No.
Ralph Roberts: You have dirt on your hand, brother.
Adrian Monk: Wipe. Wipe. Wipe. [pulls out wipes]
Ralph Roberts: No. No. [takes wipes] Don't wipe that off. Listen to me. These wipes you carry are a crutch. You're with me now. You don't need the wipes. Drop the wipe. Drop.
Adrian Monk: Drop the wipe?
Ralph Roberts: It's okay. Just give up. Just surrender.
Adrian Monk: Surrender?
Ralph Roberts: Let it go. That wipe is like a chain, Adrian. It's dragging you down. Set yourself free. Let yourself live. You can do it. Drop the wipe.
Adrian Monk: I'm free. I'm free.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Susan Donovan: Could I have that back, please?
Adrian Monk: I'm afraid not. This picture is material evidence in a homicide. In fact, I think this is the key to the whole case. This is the motive. This is why you killed her. Here's what I think happened. Amanda Clark was a sex prostitute.
Susan Donovan: A what?
Adrian Monk: A sex prostitute.
Susan Donovan: As opposed to what?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, just keep going.