Adrian Monk Quote #1461
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Leper
Natalie: Um, actually, Mr. Monk, it's not completely over. Uh, don't be mad. But I talked to Mr. Bronson.
Adrian Monk: You did what? What?!
Natalie: He called here this morning.
Adrian Monk: The leper?! He called me? On what phone? On this... On this phone?
Natalie: Yes. [Monk throws the phone in the trash] Mr. Monk, you can't catch anything over the phone.
Adrian Monk: And now, all of the sudden, you're an expert on lepers?
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‘Mr. Monk and the Leper’ Quotes
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Dr. Polanski: I don't think you have to worry. As I said, it's not very contagious. I've been practicing for 15 years. I've only seen one case first-hand.
Adrian Monk: I can't do it. I just... I- I can't do it.
Dr. Polanski: Well, how about this? If you do contract the disease I'll treat you for free.
Adrian Monk: The hell are you talking about? How about this? We never call the guy back. We don't see him again. I avoid him like the plague. Yeah, you know what? Exactly like the plague.
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Natalie: Mr. Monk. Did you hear what he just said?
Adrian Monk: No.
Natalie: He said it's almost impossible to catch.
Adrian Monk: Yeah. In that sentence, for me, the word "almost" is really the most interesting word.
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Natalie: You are overreacting, all right? All you did was shake a man's hand.
Adrian Monk: You're right. You know what? I'm glad it happened. The worst possible thing that could ever happen to me has happened. I shook hands with a leper. And I survived.
Natalie: Exactly.
Adrian Monk: The worst moment of my life is behind me now. I'm free. Wait. [Monk reorients a pan] Okay, now I'm free.