Adrian Monk Quote #282
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Ballgame
Sharona: Hello, Mrs. Jenkins. I'm so sorry to bother you. Um, I'm Sharona Fleming, and this is my boss, Adrian Monk.
Robin Jenkins: You're with the police?
Sharona: Not really.
Adrian Monk: Yes, I'm with the police. Used to be on the force.
Sharona: We help the police. We're private consultants.
Adrian Monk: I was discharged.
Sharona: It's a long story.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to the Ballgame’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Dr. Kroger: Okay. Well, I hate to end the session on that note, but the hour is up.
Adrian Monk: No, it's not. It's only been 57 minutes.
Dr. Kroger: How'd you do that? You're wearing a watch?
Adrian Monk: No.
Dr. Kroger: You could see my watch, right?
Adrian Monk: No. It's a gift.
Dr. Kroger: And a curse.
Adrian Monk: And a curse.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Lieutenant Disher: There's more.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And would you like to share it with us, Randy?
Lieutenant Disher: The shooter abandoned the car in a parking lot. There was a security camera. We got a picture of him.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's it? They can't clean that up?
Lieutenant Disher: It is cleaned up. I mean, he was 50 feet away. Should I release it to the press?
Captain Stottlemeyer: What's the point? I've seen better pictures of Bigfoot.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sharona: Adrian. Adrian, you were right. This is the room. Look at the drapes and the church outside. They both must have taken this class.
Adrian Monk: Oh, yes. Oh, no! Okay. Sharona, I can't do this.
Sharona: Why? 'Cause he's naked? You've never seen a naked man before?
Adrian Monk: No.
Sharona: Well, you've seen yourself naked, right?
Adrian Monk: Just once.