Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #462
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the End (Part One)
Captain Stottlemeyer: Thank you for coming. I have to tell you, right off the bat, that this is not an officially sanctioned task force. So nobody is gonna get paid any overtime.
First Detective: We're not here for the money, Captain.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I appreciate that. I'm sure Monk does too. All right, this is our target: Joey Kazarinsky.
Lieutenant Disher: A.k.a, Joey Kaz, or Joey K.
Captain Stottlemeyer: We think that Kazarinsky shot Dr. Nash last Friday and that he poisoned Adrian Monk.
Second Detective: What's the connection?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk was working the Nash case. Other than that, we don't know. Now, we're gonna split up into groups. Half of you are gonna work with Randy on the shooting. [Randy raises his hand] They know who you are, Randy. I want to know everything there is to know about Nash. Who he was, who loved him, more importantly, who didn't love him. The rest of us are gonna find Kazarisnky. We're gonna turn over every rock in North California. Now, this guy is dangerous, he is armed, he might be carrying chemical agents. Be careful, but, and this is very important, no guns. You get a lead, you phone it in. You keep your gun in your belt. He must be taken alive. If he dies, Monk dies. Understood? Good day. Let's go.
‘Mr. Monk and the End (Part One)’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: So, how long?
Dr. Malcolm Nash: Two, maybe three days. Now, you are gonna feel normal for awhile. Then there's gonna be some vomiting, followed by death.
Adrian Monk: [sits down] Vomiting?
Dr. Malcolm Nash: That's right, followed by death.
Adrian Monk: Vomiting?!
Dr. Malcolm Nash: Yes, followed by death.
Adrian Monk: [wails] Vomiting!
Dr. Malcolm Nash: Adrian, I really need you to focus on the last part of that sentence. There's gonna be some vomiting and then death.
Adrian Monk: Is there any chance death can come before the vomiting?
Quote from Dr. Bell
Dr. Bell: All right, look. I am not giving up. Doctors are performing miracles everyday. I'm just gonna put all your appointments in my book. Three, four weeks ahead of time. All right, Adrian Monk, Monday 11am. Adrian Monk, and Wednesday...
Adrian Monk: You're using a pencil.
Dr. Bell: Oh, it doesn't mean anything.
Adrian Monk: You never used a pencil.
Dr. Bell: Well, I didn't have a pen.
Adrian Monk: It's right there. Your pen is right there. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't even- My time is up. Ha, "My time is up", get it? Goodbye, Dr. Bell.
Dr. Bell: Adrian, this is not goodbye. It's never goodbye.
Adrian Monk: Goodbye.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Can I get you anything? How about some tea?
Adrian Monk: Nuh-uh. Just... Trudy's gift.
Natalie: No, Mr. Monk, no.
Adrian Monk: It's time.
Natalie: Please.
Adrian Monk: Natalie... It's time.
[Natalie goes over to the book shelf, retrieves the gift and hands it to Monk. Natalie cries as Monk begins to unwrap the gift. Monk is surprised by the contents.]
Natalie: Its a videotape.
[As they watch the tape:]
Trudy Monk: [on tape] Hello, Adrian. If you are watching this it means I'm dead. I know we said we'd never have any secrets, but there's something I never told you. Something happened. Something terrible. Years ago, before we met...