Adrian Monk Quote #2199
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk's Other Brother
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, Monk, who's your friend?
Adrian Monk: Oh, that's my pen pal.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Pen pal? I didn't know people still did that. Hey, you guys even dress alike. Where's he from?
Adrian Monk: Canada. East Canada.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What's his name?
Adrian Monk: Jack. Gretzky.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Really? Any relation?
Adrian Monk: Why would you say that? We don't- We don't even look alike.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, not to you, to Wayne Gretzky, the hockey player.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You okay?
Adrian Monk: Yeah, I'm- I'm fine. Let's just see what there is to see, and then we can all go home in separate cars.
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‘Mr. Monk's Other Brother’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Bell
Adrian Monk: But he's going back as soon as I clear his name. All I ever wanted, since I was a boy, was a real family. I used to pray for it.
Dr. Bell: I hate to break the news to you, Adrian, but you already have a real family. In a lot of ways, your situation is typical. I've seen it quite often.
Adrian Monk: There's a four-state dragnet out on my brother. You get that a lot?
Dr. Bell: Now, th- These are fundamental questions. People have been asking them for ages, all the way back to Cain and Abel. "What do I owe my family? What do I owe my brother? What is my obligation?"
Quote from Adrian Monk
Jack Monk, Jr.: Adrian, no, no, wait! Think about it! I could be halfway to Paraguay right now but I'm not. I'm here. I came to you! What does that tell you?
Adrian Monk: That you're an unstable person and that you belong in prison.
Jack Monk, Jr.: No, that I need your help. Come on, I didn't kill that woman! I crawled through the sewer. When I got to the parking lot she was already dead.
Adrian Monk: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Go back. You crawled through the what-what?
Jack Monk, Jr.: I crawled through the sewer. That's how I escaped.
Adrian Monk: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Go back. You crawled through the what?
Jack Monk, Jr.: The sewer?
Adrian Monk: Wait. Go back.
Adrian Monk Quotes
Quote from Mr. Monk and the Daredevil
Natalie: Where are you going?
Adrian Monk: Bathroom.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Why? [Monk is silent] I'll go with you.
Adrian Monk: I don't think so.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, let me go with you.
Natalie: We promised Dr. Kroger we wouldn't leave you alone.
Adrian Monk: I am not suicidal. I just wish I was never born. There's a difference.
Quote from Mr. Monk Is At Your Service
Natalie: Are you afraid of frogs?
Adrian Monk: I don't know. I've never been this close to one. [A frog lands on Monk's shoe] Yes. The answer is yes. Put frogs on the list. Where's the list?
Natalie: I got it. I got it. Where does it go?
Adrian Monk: Put them between possums and, uh, soccer riots. No, no, no. Uh, after after soccer riots. And before, uh, before hailstones. Yeah, so it goes...
Natalie: I got it, I got it: Soccer riots, frogs, hailstones.
Adrian Monk: At least now we know. Information really is power.