Adrian Monk Quote #2019
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Genius
Patrick Kloster: That's an illegal move, Mr. Monk. Something I'd expect from a much weaker player. The truth is, I have been waiting for you all night. I'd almost given up.
Adrian Monk: You were waiting for me?
Patrick Kloster: Hmm. Ever since I noticed a branch missing from an oleander bush in my garden. You don't really think that window was left unlocked by accident, do you, Mr. Monk? Mmm, breaking and entering. I believe that is a felony. Oh, don't worry. I'm not a litigious man. I prefer to settle my problems out of court, as you well know. I am replaying a match of mine from 1995. Boris Spassky was playing white. Where would we be without our little games, hey, Mr. Monk? 64 perfect little squares. An island of order in a chaotic world. This is where I beat him, right there.
Adrian Monk: This is a wedding gift. You dedicated one of your books to "My queen Tatiana." You were married before?
Patrick Kloster: Very good, Mr. Monk.
Adrian Monk: Divorced?
Patrick Kloster: My wife died.
Adrian Monk: She must have been quite ill.
Patrick Kloster: Yes, she was.
Adrian Monk: Let me guess, heart attack?
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk and the Genius’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Patrick Kloster: Mr. Monk. That's my piece, Mr. Monk.
Adrian Monk: I'm just centering it. You'll thank me later.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: Don't do it.
Adrian Monk: Don't do what?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Break my heart. You're thinking about planting evidence in Kloster's house. Monk, I've been a cop for 30 years. I've had this conversation nine times. I never thought that I'd be having it with you. There's a line. You step across it, and you're gone for good. There's no going back.
Adrian Monk: You don't understand.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I do understand. I've been there. I've had cases like this, cases you couldn't shake. Sometimes you have to let it go.
Adrian Monk: Let it go?
Captain Stottlemeyer: We have to move on. There's a city- A city full of people. Other people that need our help right now.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Ah, I'm afraid you can't touch that. I'm sorry.
Woman #1: She was our niece.
Adrian Monk: Well, I'm a former police officer. And I'm afraid we have to borrow your niece, her remains, for a couple of days.
Woman #2: Borrow her?
Adrian Monk: Yes, we have to run some toxicology tests on the body.
Woman #1: Oh, my goodness.
Adrian Monk: No, no, no, we do it all the time. We're going to cut her open just- Just a little bit. And slice off a teeny tiny, tiny piece of her liver and her stomach, and maybe take a little, tiny, nearly imperceptible bit of fluid from her eyeball. Like on TV. Who likes TV?
Woman #1: But why?
Adrian Monk: The fact is we think she may have been poisoned.
Woman #2: But how did the poison get in the cable car?
Adrian Monk: What cable car?
Woman #1: The cable car that hit her. That's how Marjorie was killed.
Adrian Monk: Um, um, um...
Patrick Kloster: Mr. Monk, that's not my wife. My wife is right here. I had her cremated two hours ago. As you can see, I have anticipated your every move.
Adrian Monk: Cremated?
Patrick Kloster: Yes, I don't think your toxicology tests are gonna do much good, but you are welcome to try. Aw, I know that look. I've seen it quite often. That's how my opponents look when they know they've been beaten. Your move, Mr. Monk.