Adrian Monk Quote #1992
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Buys a House
Jake Phillips: Uh-oh?
Adrian Monk: Again uh-oh?
Jake Phillips: I do not like the look of this. All right, we got a little prob-la-reeno. It's what we call a glitch.
Adrian Monk: Oh, okay.
Jake Phillips: See this pipe? Right there? It's a primary water line. It's corroded.
Adrian Monk: Of course it is.
Jake Phillips: Almost all the way through. Could burst any time. I thought- I thought you got this place inspected.
Adrian Monk: I did, I did.
Jake Phillips: Was the guy blind in both eyes?
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