Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #210
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Captain's Marriage
Karen Stottlemeyer: Leland, what are you doing here? Did something happen?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Now, that's a good question. What did you do? Did you turn the heat up? It's like a sauna in here.
Karen Stottlemeyer: Well, it's supposed to be 99 degrees exactly. It's called the Gittomer method. It's very therapeutic.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I can't breathe.
Karen Stottlemeyer: What happened to your hand?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I punched a cop.
Karen Stottlemeyer: You punched a cop?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah. A sergeant. Ryan Sharkey.
Karen Stottlemeyer: Why?
Captain Stottlemeyer: You don't know? He said you and he were having an affair.
Karen Stottlemeyer: And you believed him? Leland, he is lying.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Why would he lie, Karen? Why would anybody lie about something like that?
Karen Stottlemeyer: Well, I don't know. Maybe it was a joke. You know, cop humor. I slept with your old lady, ha ha ha.
Captain Stottlemeyer: So you're denying it.
Karen Stottlemeyer: No, I'm not denying it. It's so crazy I won't even respond to it. I can't believe we're even talking about this.
‘Mr. Monk and the Captain's Marriage’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Look. $10.03. That's how much is in there.
Natalie: Okay, thank you. Now we know.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, I think we should make it even.
Natalie: What are you talking about?
Adrian Monk: The fountain. We take out three cents and that'll be 10 dollars. It's a nice round number. 10 dollars. Then everyone would be happier.
Natalie: You always say that. Who is everyone?
Adrian Monk: Me. Me.
Natalie: You want me to reach in here and take out 3 pennies?
Adrian Monk: Would you mind?
Natalie: Yes, I would.
Natalie: Look, look, she's moving again. We gotta go. Mr. Monk, if we walk now, we won't even think about the fountain.
Adrian Monk: I'll think about it. It would haunt me.
Natalie: The three extra pennies. It would haunt you?
Adrian Monk: It will haunt me.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: [to a kid on the jungle gym] Careful. Both your hands. That's too high. These things are death traps. It's not just my opinion. It's a fact. In Belgium, 1952, a kid almost died on one of those.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Look at all this junk. They should get rid of it. And put it somewhere.
Natalie: Well, they did it, Mr. Monk. They put it here. It's a junkyard.
Adrian Monk: You can say that again.